Me: I have callouses.
Chuck: You have blisters.
JCrew: I guess if you really want to go out, we'll go out.
Me: Nah, I was only going to go out if you really wanted to go out. Let's all just not go out.
JCrew: I found $30 olive oil for $10 today at TJMaxx.
Me: Holy crap, really?! I went couch shopping and found one I really like.
Me: We just went from talking about going out drinking, to talking about discounted olive oil and furniture. Gross.