Wednesday, October 21, 2009

How this happened ...



Creative No. 1: I don't know. I'm not sold on the label. ...
Creative No. 2: What do you mean?! You're crazy!
Creative No. 1: I mean, what is that bear even doing?
Creative No. 2: He's barfing, Stan. He's barfing up the fresh water fish he had for dinner. He's hairy, he's mad, he's an animal. He's a barfing animal.
Creative No. 1: But why would anyone buy that?
Creative No. 2: They'll respect our honesty, Stan. This wine costs 8 dollars and tastes like the tongue of a 4-year-old pair of Reebox. You'd barf, too.

3 comments:

Kristabella said...

I thought he was breathing fire. Which made me think "this bottle is full of AWESOME!"

Futbol said...

Toasted Head: Quaffable but far from transcendent.

chuck said...

And then there's the brand.

Creative 1: "So, what should we call this stuff?"
Creative 2: "I don't know, dude, but my head is toasted."