and a side view:
this nail will continue to sprout until the first time i consume more than two consecutive beers, at which point i'll gnaw it to a nub and then start all over again.
Friday, November 7, 2008
from the freakish feature files ...
left hand. pinkie nail. it's like i dip it in a mix of rainwater and miracle gro every night before bed. this nail has always been the freak in the batch, it's title usurped only the time i had a 14 inch hair growing out of my stomach.
and a side view:
this nail will continue to sprout until the first time i consume more than two consecutive beers, at which point i'll gnaw it to a nub and then start all over again.
and a side view:
this nail will continue to sprout until the first time i consume more than two consecutive beers, at which point i'll gnaw it to a nub and then start all over again.
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Hey, a redi-made coke nail! Yay!
please cut it. i'm going to have nightmares. - fannie
That is a little freaky, but I saw keep growing it until it starts curving.
Also, now you're all set to have a cocaine addiction.
long nails? fine. the 14-inch hair from your stomach? not a pretty image. no, no, no. not at all.
I keep looking at this hoping it will go away. I don't know why, but long fingernails freak me out.
I know how weird that sounds.
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