* ate everything bagals with eggs and veggie sausages, drank coffee and looked at the intra net
* chuck took a shower, which is code for: NOW YOU TAKE A SHOWER SO WE CAN GO INTO THE WORLD AS CLEAN PEOPLE!
* i, reluctantly, took a shower
* chuck asked if i felt prodded along.
* i said 'yes.'
* we go to whole foods, where i gorge myself on samples: a sliver of apple and a square of bacon cheddar on a toothpick.
* went to the red mug, a coffee shop in superior, wisconsin.
* i flipped through a cookbook, marking interesting pages with pieces of a receipt.
* chuck looked at the internet.
* an older woman, in great detail, outlined her complete medical history right down to the vertibrae.
* the word 'lumbar' was mentioned often.
* i thought the man was probably bored.
* then i realized he was talking, too, but that his voice didn't pierce the air like a siren on the first wednesday of the month.
* he buys her another coffee.
* she asks if it's decaf.
* he says yes.
* she says: oh boy ... because if it wasn't and i drank this much coffee ...?
* "you'd crap yourself?" chuck fills in for her.
* another older couple was playing grabass on the couches, but only in those rare moments when their faces weren't stuck together.
* we go to superior target to buy a cord and some pots.
[note: the target in superior is a lot like a regular town's walmart, whereas the walmart in superior is kind of awesome.]
* we go to the dollar store
* either the dollar store in superior smells like piss, or we smell super awesome.
* knowing us, it's the former.
* we eat dinner at le bistro.
[i'm not sure i would mind living in this building.]
* both when i sit down and stand up to use the ladies, i almost do that magic trick with the table cloth.
* without the magic.
* we eat food that is so amazing, my mouth weeps.
* later i find out that it is because it has all been suffocated in butter.
* but not in that red lobster way.
* "between the dollar store and le bistro, we've experience the dichotomy of superior," i say to chuck.
* we went from cheap toys and dollar wine glass sets to being waited on by three servers.
* word.
* we came home and listen to music.
* chuck made the pantry into an herb garden.
* he tells me that he has just smelled dirt, and it smells amazing.
* i penetrate facebook.
* we listen to the national, the magnetic fields, radiohead, griffin house and colin meloy doing morrissey.
* we go to burrito union for starfire lounge.
* i drink a ginger margarita and watch a man on the discovery channel eat food out of an anthill.
* chuck drinks an IPA, and talks me down from my sudden desire to stick my face in a vat of seasoned sour cream.
* i drink another ginger margarita.
* chuck drinks anothe IPA.
* we walk home
* i'm oddly winded
* i drink naked juice.
* i find out that chuck didn't like the john cusak movie "identity."
* this could be a deal breaker.
* actually it isn't.
* chuck has a candle lit and is plugging the cord into the tv.
* i'm going to have some havarti and an apple.
* we are going to watch a movie.
* then go to bed.
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Curious, there is never mention of, "I went to work today"??
I guess my life sucks.
Whats up with the Christa Kar? She gonna get fixed?
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Pretty damn good day, it seems.
I really liked "Le Bistro" too (despite having the worst name ever), but was completely aware that my meal probably consisted of 2, maybe three, sticks of butter.
your superior experience is kind of like when we went to Boston and stayed in a hostel (where my sheets were stolen) but ate lobster at the most expensive restaurant in town.
I love the idea of a ginger margarita! Where can I get me one of those?
And I thought my day was fulfilling! All I did was eat waaaay too much pizza and garlic bread, drink some beers, and watched R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet."
You had a hell of a damn day.
Have you been to the Wal-Mart in Cloquet? It's so big.
I didn't like Identity much either.
I couldn't accomplish that much, even if I didn't sleep until 2.
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