i think it is because i have a tiny zit in the crease of the underlying area of my nostril. (right side)
so, on my way downtown i swiped at it. this interested the people in the car next to me.
as i walked into starbucks, i dug at it some more.
this interested the coffee drinkers. or rather, disgusted one in particular.
at some point in the day, fng stopped by and when he wiped his nose, i thought he was giving me a sign about something.
i think i went to the bathroom about 19 times to check for my phantom snot.
i swear i felt it. everytime i talked to anyone. booger. wiggling with each exhale, wiggling with each inhale. i still kinda feeling it.